lazyfer: (I won't get you)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-29 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Next exit." Lucifer said it with conviction, even though he was almost lying down in the passenger seat, eyes closed and having appeared to be sleeping for the past several hours. "It's a right one. I can feel the presence."

The presence of the prophet, obviously, but since that was the entire point of their mission, he was sure that went without saying.
lazyfer: (I don't care)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-29 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"I wish I could sleep. Hard to do when divine providence gives you a headache." After all, fallen or not - perhaps especially fallen, Lucifer still theoretically had more power than just about anything else in creation and he couldn't, unfortunately, keep all of it dormant. When it came to finding the prophet, that was proving to be both a blessing and a curse.

"So, where are we?" He put the seat into a more upright position, looking around. "Looks like the devil's armpit." Well. "Metaphorically."
lazyfer: (a thought)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-29 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"If she or he or they can help us prevent the apocalypse, that's worth it." They didn't really have the luxury to be very choosy at this point. "...how do you become the capital of lost shoes? And does that mean they have a lot of shoes that have been lost or that they lost a lot of shoes?"

Although he supposed that one would kind of lead to the other. "We're close now."
lazyfer: (is kinda bland)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-29 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"We aren't fucked, you are just a glass half empty kind of guy. It's very off-putting, by the way." Lucifer yawned and pointed to the left. "Next one there. We're closing in on it." The presence. He or she or they, whatever. Close.

"The apocalypse, for one thing, has a whole lot of prophecies attached to it that would kick me from free will right to predestined. I tore down half of heaven to get out of that, so, yes. Maybe I don't want to do anything, including ending the world. I like the world. On and off, anyway. Beats nothingness."

He paused for a moment, turning his head. "We've now driven past the fourth flower shop since we entered the town. What's that about?"
lazyfer: (your worst)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-29 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't want to hit the reset button. Simple as." And, yes, he didn't want to do all the work involved with it. But there was even more to it. He had a role in the apocalypse. He even had one after it. Predestined and all of that. Most, however? Including Gadreel?

No, he didn't want a reset, he didn't want the apocalypse. So he would stop it, again and again. Even if he had to look for the prophet in a forsaken town that-- "Is that a Blockbuster?"

Maybe the world had already ended.
lazyfer: (a prayer)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"We're close." Lucifer leaned forward, actually looking outside properly now. He turned his head and frowned, wetting his lips. Huh. "Slow down. End of the road here, just park at the next opportunity."

As they came closer, he looked at the building in question. Definitely close. "...I hope the Prophet's a teacher. Or a janitor." Because otherwise, that would mean a child. And, from the looks of it, this was an elementary school. A young child.

Joy.
lazyfer: (who even cares?)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"You know, it's really provocative of you to keep bringing up God while talking to me. What would they say to that in couple therapy?" Lucifer wasn't actually all that concerned by any of this and mostly bemused, so he got out of the car, straightened his clothes and looked at the school, nodding to Gadreel's question. Good point.

"If it's a child, we still take them along. I can suggest to anyone involved that it's a good idea." Meddling with people's minds was easy enough, within reason. "We walk in and say we're looking at the school, cause we want to move here with our kid."

He reached out with his hand, wiggling his fingers so Gadreel would take it. "Come on, love."
lazyfer: (is kinda bland)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Any child I've actually raised turned out lovely." Within reason, anyway. Demons were demons. "I'm more of a hands-off parent and she is going through a phase. Everyone is awful when they're in puberty."

Sometimes he felt that Gadreel was still going through puberty and given the way angels aged and how comparatively young the other was, it was even a possibility. In a way. Not that he planned on telling him that. "I can sense them, but I probably shouldn't walk in there." He gestured to the cross he could already see down the hall. "I can't keep my presence down and sense the Prophet. We probably don't have a choice but wait. Let's just stop by the Blockbuster, come back out when I sense movement. Less of a chance of being mistaken for perverts."
lazyfer: (or your best)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"She's the antichrist. Read the scripture, Gadreel, the antichrist isn't exactly supposed to be personable." Either way, Lucifer wasn't taking any responsibility for it. She would grow out of it eventually. He hoped. Preventing the apocalypse might help, something like that could rest heavy on a soul.

As they walked over to the Blockbuster, he put a hand in his pocket. "Now we have to pretend to still have a vhs recorder."
lazyfer: (your worst)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Haven't felt like the king of the world in a while, so why not?" Lucifer came up behind Gadreel, leaning against him. There was a cross on the wall, to be expected in a town like this, but at least it turning around was slightly less noticeable than if all those giant crosses in the school's hallway would move.

"It's basically a choice between Titanic and porn, isn't it?" They'd been there before.
lazyfer: (you do yours)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"...hunters?" It was voiced as a question, but Lucius was already certain, which meant that he closed down big time. They'd just have to keep an eye on the school and head out when the bell rang, because he couldn't exactly risk exposure. It wasn't as if any human could harm either of them, but they didn't have any time to waste. It was unlikely that some washed up hunter in the middle of nowhere would even be able to identify a major fallen angel like Gadreel, much less the actual Devil, but he wasn't much feeling like being sprinkled with holy water. Always tasted funny.

"Hello? We'd like to rent... Y'know, a talkie."
lazyfer: (a thought)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"...no. This is a Blockbuster and it's 2018. We don't have a loyalty card." Lucifer could have produced one, sure. But did he actually want to have one? No, he really didn't. Someone might hear. "We just want to watch something tonight." Given he couldn't imagine this city had much of a nightlife, that seemed valid enough. He turned to look at Gabreel.

"What are you in the mood for? Romcom?"
lazyfer: (or your best)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sure, they're up the same alley." More or less, he supposed. Lucifer looked at the guy, who may or may not be a hunter or a witch or whatever male witches were called these days. He smiled, because he couldn't resisted the temptation. "Do you have Rosemary's Baby? Always makes me nostalgic."

Because he could totally raise children properly. Well. Maybe not the best example of that.
lazyfer: (do what you want)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucifer caught the popcorn bag and smirked, shrugging his shoulders. No regrets here, it was hilarious. He didn't really expect them to have Rosemary's Baby, given he suspected that this was largely a front. Which reminded him, as he lowered his voice to whisper to Gadreel. "Can you sense it? We aren't dealing with anyone actually good at their craft, are we?"

Not that it would matter much, unless they had to stand in town longer.
lazyfer: (is kinda bland)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"We're about to check in to the closest motel, hotel, b&b, whatever looks charming." Whatever this town even had, but Lucifer left that unsaid. Instead he reached for his wallet, after putting down the popcorn as well. "You got any recommendation for a place? Or for a restaurant, for that matter. Gad's a big guy, gets pretty hungry."
lazyfer: (who even cares?)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Business. We are trying to see a deal go through, so it depends on how things develop. It's a charming town, I'm hoping we can stay a while at least." Mostly he was hoping by saying that, he'd somehow make the reverse happen. In all his years, no prophecy had ever been as reliable as Murphy's Law. Lucifer paid for their purchases and handed the bag to Gabreel. "We'll be back with the tapes. Can't wait to try out the pizza hut."
lazyfer: (do what you want)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucifer nodded his head as they approached the school, once more using his powers to try and sense the presence of the Prophet. Closer and closer by the second, which was good. He turned his head toward the school and narrowed his eyes, wetting his lips. And then he sighed. "Got him."

Definitely a him, from the looks of it. He leaned back against their car and watched the boy, wondering if he would come to them. He was the Prophet, he might have foreseen this. "Definitely a child."
lazyfer: (or your best)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey." Well, how was he supposed to greet this child? A 'peace be unto you' seemed kind of overblown, so Lucifer just nodded his head a little. "What's your name?" Seemed like a good place to start. Oh, wait.

"I'm guessing you know who I am?" The Prophets tended to. It was nice that this one didn't appear to fear him, in spite of a Catholic school. He had had to work with far more scared Prophets before, always a chore.
lazyfer: (is kinda bland)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"You can just call me Lucifer. Or Luc, if you'd rather." Tended to draw less suspicion in public, even Gadreel usually did it, unless he was deliberately saying his name to scold him. When it got especially bad, he called him Morningstar. Which, secretly, Lucifer thought was adorable. "You don't seem to care that much, given you're talking to me now. You know Gadreel and I need your help, Felix?"

Cute name, at least.
drewed: (and i do)

[personal profile] drewed 2018-05-30 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not in school now so I don't have to do what they tell me." Felix wisely reasons as he held onto the straps of his bag and looked up at the two, bouncing on the balls of his feet. "I have to help you save the world from the bad thing. It's coming."

"The apocalypse?"

"Pocalips?" Felix squinted. That was a big word but it seemed about right so he nodded, all smart like and clever. "Yes, that one. It's a big pocalips and it's a bad one."
lazyfer: (a thought)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"End of the world. Yes, apocalypse. That's a bad one, given it's the only one." That he hoped to prevent. Wouldn't be the first time. However, last time he had worked with a much older Prophet, which had its upsides. "Where are you supposed to go now, Felix? You got a family?"

They'd have to figure that one out. "Do you have any more drawings that show the future?"
drewed: (i'm not supposed to draw whatever)

[personal profile] drewed 2018-05-30 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"I have a dad but you can't come with me there, he won't tolerate such nonsense." Felix repeated the same old catchphrase his father always yelled at him, rooting through his colouring book and holding out the next picture. It was a guy in a long black coat hanging around... maybe a church. Maybe not. "This guy but he was boring to draw so I stopped."

"Of course you did." Slowly, he turned and gave Lucifer a look. Well, this was going to be terrible in every way. "This is perfect."

"Okay, I gotta go." Felix waved at them both. "I can't be late."
lazyfer: (won't reach me)

[personal profile] lazyfer 2018-05-30 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"His dad sounds a lot like mine," Lucifer commented drily, while looking at the picture he had gotten. Hey, it was better than nothing. He studied it, then finally shrugged his shoulders. "We'll look into the boy. If we have to, we can get him from his father. Anyone can be tempted."

Might as well be hell's catchphrase. "Don't look so dour, Gadreel. You have to admit, he's more mature than the last one."